martha-boner

something you get when you are excited about something that has to do with crafting and/or home gardening; also, something you get when you are surrounded by a larger-than-average amount of crafts and/or home gardening supplies

Wow, the Home & Garden section at this new Walmart is giving me a huge martha-boner.

by sneakypete08 May 19, 2008

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march of the penguins

The walk people do out of the bathroom when there is no toilet paper. Or when someone shits their pants on the way to the can.

“Man you should have seen the bathroom at the Jet’s game after they ran out of TP”

“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”

by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012

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March 16

March 16 is international short person awareness day

Hey mike, don't forget to wear blue on March 16 for international short person day

by yyyuuuiiiooopppjjjhhhtttfffsss March 14, 2020

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March 31st 2021

The day that Mario is wiped away from existence? Maybe, seems strange of Nintendo to put it right before Aprils Fools day. This is also when Super Mario 3D All-Stars and the Free-To-Play Super Mario Bros 35 will be taken off-sale.

March 31st 2021 of this year is basically the doomsday of Mario

by 88k3 March 11, 2021

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March 22 2022

March 22 2022, is a day where the asteroids align and is considered a doomsday-like 24 hours. Anything you can ever imagine will happen and you won’t be able to stop it. March 22, 2022, is a day in which you cannot live with fear, but rather with preparation. Brace yourselves, because nobody has a clue what’s about to happen.

“Oh no! Today is March 22 2022. I hope nothing awfully strange happens…”

by Anonym005 March 1, 2022

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