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Gobble Job

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.
At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-red scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobble job whilst I sat on the dining room table.
by Shmamm! November 23, 2024
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Gabbed

damn it... I got gabbed.
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Gobble and Hobble

The 400+ pound variant of the dine and dash
I just watched a 450 pound landwhale gobble and hobble out of that Applebee's
by Anonymous User21 December 27, 2024
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gahbleshu

The word that you say after someone sneezes instead of "God Bless You" (gah-ble-shu)
*sneezes*... "gahbleshu." "Thank you."
by Dinklebamp#3804 January 9, 2025
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gobble

i’m going to gobble up olivia
by drgregoryhouse February 14, 2025
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Gibblesmip

A gay guy eating dirt (commonly used as a slur)
You are friggin Gibblesmip- me
by Poopooman3 March 2, 2025
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Gobble Funked

When a person loses their trail of thought and can't pronounce words properly, similar to stuttering
Boy 1 : how have you been?

Boy 2 : I've been good, I've just been gahdhdg

Boy 1 : he's gobble funked again
by Rebooted April 28, 2025
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