sleep fapping

When one faps in his sleep after a sensual wet dream.

Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?

by sleepfapper625 April 12, 2015

Tomb fapping

Streaking into a cemetery, jerking off behind a tombstone, and getting the fuck out of dodge. (Side note: you can't get caught)

Cemetery gate is under construction bro let's go tomb fapping!

by Lancasting July 9, 2015

Fap Foam

Foam/ white fluid expelled from or applied to the penis.

Johnny blew his Fap Foam all over Margrets face.

by M'lepnos July 13, 2015

Fap

To jerk your cock, masturbate.

I had to fap this morning after my long piss.

by Matt Jenks June 27, 2016

Fap Dancing

The rhythmic act of fapping whilst dancing

Some would say it's a spiritual dance but others refer to it as fap dancing.

Billy fap danced to beat it by Michael Jackson

by HotDeuceUniversity August 6, 2016

Fapping Hysterically

Masturbating with wildly uncontrolled emotion.

After copious amounts of cocaine and porn Cliff began Fapping Hysterically in the corner.

I was Fapping Hysterically all night listening to Adele's new single.

by HotDeuceUniversity August 16, 2016

fap and freeze

when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. ;)

wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!

by dickboi223 December 15, 2016