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fap and freeze

when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. ;)
wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!
fap and freeze by dickboi223 December 15, 2016

fap and freeze

when you ejaculate but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen semen, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen semen.
somebody call the police my tongue is stuck to my fap and freeze
fap and freeze by dickboi223 December 15, 2016