jaden van check

can i get a jaden van check

jaden van check

by jaden van November 25, 2020

G Check

When you check if a lil nigga real or false flaggin'

Real Nigga No. 1 - Mane that lil nigga swear he bang 74

Real Nigga No. 2 - Time for a G Check

by RealAssNigga December 22, 2010

credit check

When you are golfing with your buddies, it is the act of slamming on the gas when one buddy is half in the golf cart and the hand rail from the cart slams and slides through said buddies ass crack resembling the act of sliding a credit card.
**If you are really couragous, you can dare to try the infamous "Credit Fraud". Which is the act of credit checking not only the passenger, but also the driver(you).

Shamus: "ah man Ryan surprised me with the ol' Credit Check on the 9th hole!"

Jon: "i totally pulled off that Credit Fraud on the 13nth, but paid for it with a bogey!"

by hsduke006 June 30, 2010

Vibe Check

A Vibe check, or formerly, a viiiiiiibe check, is the conduction of an individual's vibe, done by one worthy of a Vibe licence (see below for details) with the Vibe-o-meter. If a willing participant makes the Vibe-o-meter go green, it means the participant is hereby deemed chill, and is awarded the exclusive Vibe Licence which needs to be renewed annually. Additional methods for receiving a Licence are to fist bump the Dwayne the Rock Johnson, own a 2007 Pontiac Vibe no longer in production, Figure out Obama's last name or get your YouTube video demonetized.

Hey man, I can see that you're vibing, allow me to conduct a certified vibe check.

by Edgy Cunt #1290219 October 23, 2019

Discount double-check

When, in preparation of getting a blowjob from a streetwalker for $20 or less, you run your hand under the chin to check for an Adam's apple.

I was really drunk last night, but I remembered to perform a discount double-check before unzipping. Whew! Close one.

by Crab-eating Macaque December 7, 2012

Nipple Check

Process/procedure in which one determines the degree of nipple visibility relative to the ambient temperature, then signals the owner of the nipples in question as to the status of their tit-nipplyness using a two thumbs up/down scale. Thumbs up indicating that their nipples are NOT visible, and vice versa...

Hey, Maya... Nipple check! oooh... Sorry, u fail... (while giving two thumbs down)

by MVC March 19, 2003

TP Check

process of ensuring that there's enough toilet paper to meet your needs PRIOR to using public toilet

Joe forgot to do a TP Check. He had to dirty-ass it to the next stall to finish wiping.

by brand x May 7, 2010