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British Bastard

British boy that lives in America, but works at an Australian restaurant, who's likely to have an enormous wang, who will passionately love you and never define the relationship.
"I haven't dated anyone since I was dicked down and turnt up by the British Bastard"
by idfwu_cak June 19, 2015
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fucking bastard

used to describe when you fuck someone who you hate, so you slap them around a bit before hand
"man, i saw kristie today all fucked up"
"yeah, i fucked that bitch"
"you fucking bastard!"
by kimmy booth April 16, 2005
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bastardize

To hit or hurt someone so much that they forget who their father is, thus becoming a form of a bastard (an illegitimate child); to mess someone up; to hurt or do mental damage to
I'm gonna bastardize you!
He's going to bastardize me so bad that I won't know my own name or how to put on my shoes.
Take me to the emergency room, I've been bastardized!
by BKingL January 9, 2006
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Sneaky little bastard

1. A insult meaning one who is sneaky and a bastard. The person whom it is describing does not necessarily need to be "little".

2. A term some use to describe small bugs or rodents which invade the home.
1. Ugh. I'm glad that Carson Reynolds, that sneaky little bastard, is gone!

2. I'm gonna kill these sneaky little bastards if it's the last thing I do!
by IxBexAxNinja September 9, 2008
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bastardization

1.The act of severely screwing something up.
2. The reduction of one's status due to that person's retarded act.
1. "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga." <thank you, unknown source for the use of your quote>(2.)
by Fatass February 12, 2003
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Backburner Bastard

The kind of bastard that puts nice pretty girls on the back burner, and instead dates some biologically confused Mexican trash bag that sells herself for food stamps and thinks she's a vampire.
Person 1: Gosh darnet I really liked that guy but it turns out that he was just a backburner bastard.

Person 2: Don't worry he'll be burned back when he's sitting in the corner and watching that Mexican slut sell her self for food stamps.

Person 1: Yeah, I hope it burns when he's eating Mexican man cum out of her twat..... stupid fucking backburner bastard.
by Lacey666 November 30, 2011
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bastards

Referring to the SCO Group.
Below is our (SCO's) business strategy


1. File lots of lawsuits
2. ???
3. Profit!
by Mr. Spontaneous September 27, 2004
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