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glass bastard 

Basically the best insult ever, as popularized by Dane Cook.
You glass bastard... you glass bitch.
DON'T TOUCH ME YOU DRINK.
glass bastard by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005

Horny bastard 

Someone who is always horny and is typically named Carlos. Usually are still virgins as well.
Carlos keeps on showing us pictures of girls from Instagram that he has a zero chance of getting. What a horny bastard !!
Horny bastard by NotPapiIvan January 1, 2018

cock bastard 

your a fuckng cock bastard
cock bastard by Kc August 27, 2003

stereotypical bastard 

1.) Everyone who posted a definition in the emo section.
2.) Someone who is very stereotypical about everything and judges someone or something on how it looks and not by their personality.
Dude, that guy is such a stereotypical bastard and just thinks his opinions are fact.

Son-OF-A-Bastard

Son-of-a-Bastard is the 21st Century term for an idiot born of a bastard father.
Son-of-a-Bastard is a male that is desperate and dispicable, talks like a pencil-dick, foul and wretched.
Son-OF-A-Bastard by Andrew Weber October 30, 2007

Jap Bastard

A child that has never met his father, plus he's Japanses and his moms a whore so this common in many areas of japan
--"Tom i think that little jap bastard is pissing in our swimming pool again"

--"Susan get the shovel that jap bastard is licking the windows on the car"
Jap Bastard by loose boots January 4, 2009