assy bastard

A bastard who is acting assy.
May or may not be homosexual.

"God man why are you being such a little assy bastard today?"

by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005

cowface

He who has face like cow.
Gangly, orthedontically-unfortunate, deformed-looking sonofabitch.
See also overbite.

Jesus I would never go out with that fucking cowface wanker.

by nuivheovhlshv98 December 31, 2005

glass bastard

Basically the best insult ever, as popularized by Dane Cook.

You glass bastard... you glass bitch.
DON'T TOUCH ME YOU DRINK.

by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005

boytouching

1. One word. One revolution.
The act, sight or idea of two boys being close and touchy-feely which may or may not even be purposely insinuating homosexuality, but regardless, has the ability to turn groups of emo girls (and myself) into a rabid, orgasming, flesh-eating mob.

OMGZ STROKES-BOYTOUCHING UNDER TEH CUT +5 hgvuvboevlkjn;pjhre!!!!!111

by nuivheovhlshv98 December 31, 2005