Definitions by nuivheovhlshv98

boytouching 

1. One word. One revolution.
The act, sight or idea of two boys being close and touchy-feely which may or may not even be purposely insinuating homosexuality, but regardless, has the ability to turn groups of emo girls (and myself) into a rabid, orgasming, flesh-eating mob.

OMGZ STROKES-BOYTOUCHING UNDER TEH CUT +5 hgvuvboevlkjn;pjhre!!!!!111

boytouching by nuivheovhlshv98 July 26, 2008

cowface 

He who has face like cow.
Gangly, orthedontically-unfortunate, deformed-looking sonofabitch.
See also overbite.

Jesus I would never go out with that fucking cowface wanker.

cowface by nuivheovhlshv98 December 31, 2005

glass bastard 

Basically the best insult ever, as popularized by Dane Cook.

You glass bastard... you glass bitch.
DON'T TOUCH ME YOU DRINK.

glass bastard by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005

assy bastard 

A bastard who is acting assy.
May or may not be homosexual.

"God man why are you being such a little assy bastard today?"

assy bastard by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005