gold addict

someone who is obsessed with goldfish

: GUY:1- hey man watcha eatin?
GUY:2- I LOVE GOLDFISH
GUY:1- oh so your a gold addict?
GUY:2- I LOVE GOLDFISH

by that drippyswaggerhomie March 22, 2021

Who The Fuck Is Addicted To Safari

Who the fuck is addicted to safari, commonly associated with uhh_luc, is the funniest joke ever. Used for when someone is addicted to the web browser safari.

Person 1: Hey so I've been using Safari a lot
Person 2: Who the fuck is addicted to safari

by riverslover94 February 18, 2025

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

water addiction

when you're addicted to the best drink in the world

Person 1: I really love water man, I drink it so much and it's so delicious.
Person 2: How is water delicious? Plus if you're drinking it too much you might have a water addiction.
Person 3: Yeah maybe you're right.

by AverageWaterEnjoyer April 2, 2024

wingstop addiction

addiction to consuming an unhealthy amount of wingstop.

I have a severe wingstop addiction.

by ikcabcdefg November 2, 2023

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

cell addict

To love celeberties so much you want to be them

This girl is a cell addict

by uglyboo February 2, 2019