Tool

Someone who's age is more than there IQ; a moron, but more moronic than a moron.

Person 1:did you hear Hillary Clinton during the debates?
Person 2: yeah, what a tool! We need someone who's hip enough to bring Twitter to the oval office!

by Mr.Republican2016 November 7, 2017

tool apron

Worse than the traditional "tool", this waste of oxygen actually holds the tool in it's safe place, making it easily and readily accessible for use as a meaningless piece of shit.

A faker, impostor, or other wise ingenue person whom shits fallacies in attempts to score pussy.

Look at that fucking guy , acting like he has the biggest dick in the room to impress the ladies. What a tool apron.

by Carter Lanecrest January 5, 2018

tool mark

Tool mark: the offspring of a complete douche bag, otherwise known as a tool. The tool mark is the "mark" the "tool" has left on the world.

He's wearing white sunglasses...and she's pregnant. She is going to pop out a tool mark.

by Sugar-coated sarcasm February 5, 2018

Tool

A guy who wears sleeveless shirts, and lets his tits hang out on the sides. He wears Everlast shorts and is proud of his road rash. A true Somervillian douchebag.

Paul a.k.a Tool - “Coco... go get the ball dummy!!!”

by CMSTAFF June 16, 2018

Tool beef

A beefy tool. He will have a greasy beard and moustache that curls around his lips. He will choose Pilsner over water anyday.

Man, that guy is a serious Tool Beef.

by BritEvans April 20, 2019

Tool

Let's keep it simple. "Tool" is simply a re-Anglicization of the Yiddish slang "Putz" which means the same as the original American slang term "Dick" in both its direct literal and anatomical meanings and its indirect figurative ones. Any context where "Tool" works, the term "Putz" or "Dick" could be substituted. But if you did that, people would know you're a total tool.

LITERAL: "My tool feels like it's ready fall off after partying with Amber last nite."

FIGURUATIVE: "Don't invite Brett. He's such a tool. He's so fake and a jagoff loudmouth."

by Gr8WyteDope May 18, 2019

Tooling

Ice/meth induced behavior that makes seemingly mundane tasks seem so exciting that you focus on it for hours aka "stuck"

That shit must have been fire, cuz John has been tooling hard and removed every electrical outlet in the house looking for listening devices that "the man" is using to spy on him.

by Lilliandelight June 30, 2019