pasteclia

An annoying salty homophobic person who pesters people for things until the other person eventually does get sick of it.

Also the person tends to get kicked out of places easily.

Dude, you're legit being a pasteclia right now, please fix yourself.

Disrespectfully, you are being a pasteclia right now.

by skidibiland July 14, 2024

Pastelzinho

Pastelzinho is the best girlfriend ever. She's the most beautiful and gorgeous woman in the whole world. She's super ultra mega cute, sexy and attractive. She's literally a goddess, more specifically Puppyzinho's goddess. She truly deserves all the love and attention from her Puppy, also known as her boyfriend. He's with no doubt the luckiest man in the world. Pastelzinho loves to embrace her femininity, use shmakeup and wear cute dresses. She's Puppyzinho's little raccoon. She's goth, witchy, loves bees, animals and is super in touch with nature. She's the most precious being in the entire world. Pastelzinho truly is the meaning of every possible definition of perfection.

Puppyzinho: Pastelzinho, seeing you like this… my blood boils.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.

by petthewolves August 12, 2024

Pasted

When you squirt so hard you shit yourself.

Jenny: The sex was so good I pasted all over the

by Mrfrogm May 26, 2024

pastel

a way to describe two people who's personalities "match", or blend well together, especially in a romantic context. two people who are pastel together may have fluid conversations and make jokes that work well together, or in other words, "blend into a gradient."

"did you see her and her crush the other day? they were acting, like, so pastel together. they were finishing each other's jokes and everything."

by orangejuiceorangejuice June 30, 2024

Pasteologist

A degree in seeing that ass

I’m studying dat ass in college. I’m gonna be a Pasteologist.

by anonymous December 14, 2024

pasted

Used to describe cheats that all the code is taken for unknown cheats or GitHub

Person 1: Hey check my new cheat out

Person 2: this shit is pasted from Unknown cheats

by NNDOG January 11, 2025

pastetic hopistition

When you get a lyric wrong in a way that it's so wrong you almost had to apply effort to be that wrong. Origin: Josh sang "pastetitic hopistition" instead of "pathetic harmless victims" to Slayer's song Angel of Death, making up his own language to get the lyrics that wrong. Now we want to share this useful, fun phrase with the world.

"Dude, the lyric is 'pathetic, harmless victims!' You just pastetic hopistitioned.

"Did you just sing 'easy sea bag' instead of 'ease the seat back' to Van Halen's Panama? I'm calling a pastetic hopistition."

by Mick IX July 7, 2025