Pastelzinho

Pastelzinho is the best girlfriend ever. She's the most beautiful and gorgeous woman in the whole world. She's super ultra mega cute, sexy and attractive. She's literally a goddess, more specifically Puppyzinho's goddess. She truly deserves all the love and attention from her Puppy, also known as her boyfriend. He's with no doubt the luckiest man in the world. Pastelzinho loves to embrace her femininity, use shmakeup and wear cute dresses. She's Puppyzinho's little raccoon. She's goth, witchy, loves bees, animals and is super in touch with nature. She's the most precious being in the entire world. Pastelzinho truly is the meaning of every possible definition of perfection.

Puppyzinho: Look at her, I would die for her, I would kill for her, either way… what bliss. Unhappy darling?
Pastelzinho: Oh yes... yes, completely.

Puppyzinho: How long has it been since we've waltzed?
Pastelzinho: Oh Puppyzinho… hours.

Puppyzinho: Pastelzinho, seeing you like this… my blood boils.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.

Pastelzinho by petthewolves January 27, 2024

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Puppyzinho: Pastelzinho, seeing you like this… my blood boils.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.

Pastelzinho by petthewolves August 12, 2024

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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