sigma male

sigma males play by their own rules. no one elses. not even their own

sigma male: playing by own rules hey

by bartonspacklecrisp July 6, 2021

Malte

A really hot German dude. Usually you'll meet him in a camp during summer.

Rachel saw Sally and said,

"look at that hot German dude. I'll bet his name is Malte"

by Psycho cat girl August 30, 2012

Mall Grab

A mall grab is a way of holding your skateboard with the grip tape facing your pants, and gripping it by the trucks. It is called mall grabbing because the skate community has decided that people that hold their board like that are probably posers and carry it more than they ride it, so they carry it around a “mall” as an accessory, hence the “mall” grab. You may be wondering though why this is frowned upon as it is very obviously the most fucking comfortable way of holding the board. I’m going to get crucified for saying this but it’s true. “BUh bUh yOULL lOoSeN tHe tRuCkS” the trucks are literally shaped like fucking handles I’ve seen skate shops use trucks as door handles it is fucking PERFECT for holding but Noooooo we have to make fun of everyone that hold it in the most comfortable way because making things harder for ourselves and putting down anyone that speaks up against it is the way to fucking go because you’re all toxic gatekeepers.

Normal person: hey mall grabbing is a great convenient way to hold the board, sure it rubs against my pants but so does half the other ways of holding my board!

Fucking retard: *retard noises* wOah WhAt A poSeR. I bEt yOu moNgO puSh, pOsEr. dO yOu HaVe a tHrAsheR T sHiRt? ThAt mUst mEaN yOu caNt sKatE, tRUsT me iD kNoW bEcauSe iM a SkAteR, diD yOu kNoW tHaT I SkAtE? cAn yOu eVen dO a KickFliP. I lOvE gAy SeX!!!

by Danny Despacito September 18, 2020

Malou

She the best person ever yaya gang gang

And she always got clout 🤟🏾💖🔥🔥☄️⭐️🌞🌞🌚🌚🌝🌝 AYEEEE

Hey yo malou! She a malou cause she got that clout🔥🔥

by bouttabagma June 28, 2018

malaneyed

when someone actively pursues and steals your boyfriend or fiance

You know you've been malaneyed when you see your fiance with his tongue down the throat of another woman on national television.

by a former fan March 4, 2009

wardrobe malfunction

1.When a guy gets his penis caught in the fly zipper of his pants and has to be rushed to an emergency room in order to have his pants removed surgically.

Ben Stiller scene in the movie, “There is Something About Mary”

by Dr. Sardonicus April 3, 2004

Male-Period

The period where a male experiences a flush/readjustment of hormones. Obviously they do not bleed, but he does experince IMS Irritable Male Syndrome.
Similar to PMS. They can gain weight, be highly moody, and have an increase or decrease in sexual drive.

"Why is Jimmy so moody lately?"

"He always gets like this around the first two weeks of the month. I'm pretty sure it's his male-period."

by lalafemme March 5, 2012