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Male-Period 

The period where a male experiences a flush/readjustment of hormones. Obviously they do not bleed, but he does experince IMS Irritable Male Syndrome.
Similar to PMS. They can gain weight, be highly moody, and have an increase or decrease in sexual drive.
"Why is Jimmy so moody lately?"

"He always gets like this around the first two weeks of the month. I'm pretty sure it's his male-period."
Male-Period by lalafemme March 5, 2012
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Male period 

A male period is when a man sheds his dick skin like a snake every month.
“There’s some skin laying on your bed” “yes j know it’s from my male period “
Male period by Spitting truth November 11, 2020

male period 

when a man is acting like a dick and acts like they are on their period
will is on his male period!!
male period by $Unkown$ October 25, 2016

Male period 

A period where in a man had an existential crisis in which he feels utterly lost and has no idea of what he is doing. Then they realize something obvious and go at it for a couple weeks.

The phenomenon occurs roughly once a month therefore the name male period.
Whats wrong dude?
I’m having my male period should be over in a few days.
Male period by Flora lumberjack August 6, 2018

gay male period 

don't deny it; every gay male, whether he's 100% butch, femme, or in between, gets one of these every month! if he misses a month or two, watch out-it comes back twice as hard the next time around. much like that of the female version, but more emotional. the gay male gets pissy, upset, sad, and my even shed several tears for no reason. usually lasts 3-5 days.
hal: hey bill, how ya feelin' today?

andy: omg, bill! this gay male period of mine is such a beotch! mark called me last night and i started crying for no reason...all he wanted was to ask me out on a date! today's flow is much lighter than yesterday's, though. how about you?
gay male period by Writingman25 April 21, 2008
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