Wifey Level

A phrase to describe a scenario that won't happen unless he/she is ready to live with you and enter a long term relationship.

1) Him/Her; Come over and put your load up in me.
Me; Woah, that's some serious wifey level stuff for me.

2) Him/Her: I can't get this big blackhead between my shoulder blades. Will you squeeze it out for me?
Me: Uhhhh nah, that's some serious wifey level stuff. I've got to get going. My dog... needs her... nightly enema.

3) Her: Will you pick up some Tampax while you're at the supermarket before you come over tonight?

Me: That's some serious wifey level stuff. Just do a mobile to-go order and I'll pick it up.

by Not_Tyler207 March 1, 2022

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the human spirit level

whilst one is renovating a house and needs to determine the level of the newly constructed floor, he requests that a girl sits on the floor on all fours. He then proceeds to blow in each end and observe which end it drips out of giving him clear indication of which end of the floor is out of level.

Carly can you come around to my house im renovating and need the human spirit level.

by the two bob lobber July 31, 2012

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Level 1 Conscience

A phrase used to describe people who have no depth to their personality, are insufferably boring, cannot handle deep conversations, and maybe even stupid.

"Wow, Emily! You are a level 1 conscience person! I never want to talk to you again after this!"

by leveloneconsciencehere February 15, 2024

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