Moon Gooning

As opposed to Sun Gooning, Moon Gooning is when you explode the head off a buffalo, skin an elk, then proceed to gut said elk. Afterwards, hang the corpse of the elk in a tree and take it's guts for your own. Lastly, you begin to goon and eventually cum into the elk's intestine, all while doing so under the native american moonlight. Doing so will draw the attention of the Moon Goon tribe leader, the Eagle Eye. This act of Moon Gooning will initiate you into the tribe if done properly and deemed worthy enough by the tribe members and the Eagle Eye himself. Once initiated, tribe Moon Goon sessions are overseen by a sworn in priest who administrates that the Moon Goon is being conducted in a respectful way that does not anger or upset the Goon gods. If ultimately done perfectly, a successful tribe Moon Goon has the potential to resurrect a phoenix. This usually includes a jelqer if one is readily available, though it is not required. Obtaining the knowledge of Moon Gooning immediately marks you as a potential Moon Gooner and you are now obligated to attend an initiation attempt. Refusing in doing so will result in death by the hands of the Moon Goon tribe.

"I'm sorry mother, but I have to leave to follow my calling in Moon Gooning. Now that I possess the knowledge, Moon Gooning is my way of life now."

by WiserWithBudweiser November 21, 2023

Moon Gooning

A Verb; The action of Moon Gooning. Taking peyote and going down to the reservation to skin an elk/ blow the head off of a buffalo. All while gooning. Must be done with the natives. Requires a trip sitter. If done correctly can resurrect the phoenix from the ashes. If done wrong summons the Eight-Legged Chinese Man. People named Dave are not invited

I'm going down to the bayou and moon gooning with the natives tonight.

by Number1MoonGooner November 24, 2023

Moon-Gooning

an indigenous practice where you cut the head off of a buffalo and goon under the moonlight

1: me and the boys gonna go do some moon-gooning tonight

2: y'all got some fuckin issues

by Cruned November 25, 2023

goon stoopid

A double meaning referring to the act of "gooning" so hard that you become completely and utterly stupid, to the point where you spell the word incorrectly. Also in reference to the leading figure in the gooning community, Goon Stoopid.

Brendon: "Dude I dunno what to do. I'm bored."

Darren: "Just goon stoopid."

Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"

Darren: "Atta boy"

by fapaddict November 26, 2023

Gooning

An adventure best embarked upon with a box of tissues and a can-do attitude.

Person 1: "Hey bro what're you gonna do at the FNAF movie premiere"
Person 2: "I plan on gooning the entire length of it!"
Person 1: "Person 2... we need to talk"

by DefinatelyNotNikocadoAvocado November 26, 2023

Goon Stoopid

A double meaning referring to the act of "gooning" so hard that you become completely and utterly stupid, to the point that you spell the word incorrectly. Also in reference to the leading figure in the gooning community, Goon Stoopid.

Brendon: "Dude I dunno what to do. I'm bored."

Darren: "Just goon stoopid"

Brendon: "Bro! I'm GOONING myself STOOPID right now nngghhh"

Darren: "Atta boy"

by fapaddict November 26, 2023

Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.

I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.

by 209 iads November 28, 2023