fleetus

One to be made fun of by everyone. surname for one to be named falco.

I was walking with Fleetus and threw a snowball at his massive forehead, while making fun of his 27 siblings, going on 28.

by Vasco de Gama April 7, 2005

weird flex but ok

*WARNING* this expression is never to be used in real life! Use this when someone says something to boost themselves in moral even though that that thing isn't very impressive or something that could be very demoralising for that person and the people surrounding them.

Example:
Normal person: Guys my mom just died

Heartless Epic Fortnite Gamer: Weird flex but ok. Lets get this bread

by 6ix9ine is g4y dont @ me November 21, 2018

flex

To lend something, or to give something

'brer, flex me yo' fone'

by Joe June 30, 2004

ass master flex

one who is a master at flex ones ass muscles!

How you doing ass master flex
yo dude im flexin ma arse yo!
shizzle ma nizzle ass master

by amander March 30, 2005

Sick Nasty Poob Nugget Flex

1. When something is so awesome that normal phrases just won't cover it.
2. Describing that has exceeding amounts of coolness.

Dang, the new Dodge Challenger is Sick Nasty Poob Nugget Flex

Guy 1 - Did you see that chick walk by?
Guy 2 - Yeah, she was Sick Nasty Poob Nugget Flex!

by Eustice89 September 14, 2009

Flex

A cross between a popular brand of toothpaste and the ever-ready sales assistant of WH Smith in Derby.

Flex, do you have the new issue of Tractor & Heritage Magazine?

by Well... October 17, 2004

Flexting

Texting a person in a flirtatious manner. Not as trashy as sexting. in a "more than a friend" type of way

Mere " OH my god i'm flexting austin now!"
Molly " ohhh its flexting now instead of just texting?"

by ilikepbandj August 11, 2010