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Butchers Danger Wank

The act of self pleasure where one (usually a butcher) takes a freshly sharpened knife and places it underneath his scrotum whilst masturbating. Knowing that any slip or excessive movements will cause severe damage adds to his depraved sense of excitement.
Mum warned me not to use her good steak knives if I was to have a cheeky Butchers Danger Wank.
by Han Ho April 28, 2009
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Dangerously Cheesy

Used to describe excitment,something cool or "hip". Often used by "Chester" to describe his cheetos. Can be used in place of off da hizzle.
Me: "Yo Matt Fizzle..i jus hooked up with that fly pigeon"
Matt Fizzle: "That chick is dangerously cheesy dogg!"
by H-DoGG May 13, 2005
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Trench Digger

A dusty bender who's skates are so damn sharp they sink right into the ice. Also they skate with two hands on their stick and dust radiates off them. They've been known to slither around in their own slime as well.
anyone with a bauer tru-vision mask or ccm tacks is definitely a trench digger
by Saucetosser March 18, 2010
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Living Dangerously

Listening to the ipod of an indiscriminate music fan exclusively on shuffle.
How was the ride up?" "Not bad, except John insisted on living dangerously, and we ended up listening to a lot of bad Ukrainian pop.
by UnderThunder June 12, 2011
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Stall the digger

Slow down, or perhaps even stop completly.
by Slim November 14, 2004
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Digger

A term for putting a large amount of chewing tobacco in your lower lip; so much so that one must "dig deep."
That my friend is a digger.
by KodiakJack April 19, 2011
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clam digger

A woman who is constantly scratching her dirty stinkhole due to a case of chronic persistent chlamydia. Unclean women who are promiscuous are generally at a high risk, including prostitutes, tunabitches, Paris Hilton, and other pickle ticklers.
"Damn dude, I can smell that clam digger's musky emanation, and I think I'm gonna drop a vom bomb. Damn!"
by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005
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