constipation

constipation is when you are unable to poop, or poop doesn't come out in the satisfactory, or you could say, average, amount. it could come out in multiple small balls of poop, but you may still feel that there is more to come. it is honestly, really sad though, because poop is amazing and poop is great. the feel, the look, and moreover, the taste is majestic.

your mom has constipation, jamal. take good care of her poop. oh wait- she doesn't have any.

by constipationwillhauntyou December 10, 2021

Constipanious Combustion

When you hold your poop in so long that you die, upon death your colon explodes much like an explosion of watermelon with a quarter stick of dynamite.

I would ask how she died inspector, but I can see by the color of the walls that it was Constipanious Combustion again. That's the third one this week.

by ADANKFART March 26, 2022

constia

A religion that worships the Goddess Zera.

Hi! I believe in Constia, what about you?

by RainSxth April 8, 2022

constial

Blessing or "Amen" in the religion of Constia.

Thank you Zera for protecting me, Constial.

by RainSxth April 8, 2022

Constitutionology

The study of the constitution

I just studied constitutionology

by Swan2011 April 14, 2022

Constipation

renee is constipated

renee has ahd serever constipation since 2016

by weinislover911 May 25, 2022

Constipated With Fear

When you let fear block up your life and keep you ‘stuck’ where you are instead of where you want to be.

If you weren’t so Constipated With Fear you would see you’re standing in your own way.

by The Last True Mouthpiece November 30, 2022