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Ibaka Cock

n.

1. a phrase that is used to express a nice dunk face or block made by Serge Ibaka of the Congo who plays on NBA's own Oklahoma City Thunder franchise
Person 1: I love seeing Serge Ibaka on the fast break because you know you're going to get to see Ibaka serve up some Ibaka Cock and pretty much bukkake whoever tries to draw a charge in front of him

Person 2: Nice, theres Chris Bosh waiting under the basket and what do you know? Theres Ibaka cutting to the basket and oh shit, eat that Ibaka Cock Bosh you fuck!
by The Big Dick Assailants January 17, 2011
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cockstain

Some white freaky stuff. White boys get them White women to do anything.
You wanna do a cockstain?
by PorchMonkey4Life September 7, 2008
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Shit Faced Cock Master

Some one who is drunk and sucks cock.
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Cock Turban

Where a man wraps toilet paper around the head of his penis after he masturbates so he won't get splooge on his undees.
Dude, next time you jack off wear a Cock Turban when you're done. I can totally see splooge on your boxers.
by Nathan "Nasty Nate" Smith January 8, 2008
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cockaholic

1. A sleazy woman who's addicted to cock. She won't be able to keep her pants up and her legs closed when among men. A cockaholic usually is on the pill, but never uses a condom with random men who she drags in the sack because she believes that the risk of getting an STD is very low. I mean, what are the chances? A cockaholic is also a polite way of calling someone a whore/slut/skank/easy bitch

2. A farmer who is addicted into raising cocks in the farm. What the hell man? Who the hell is addicted into raising the male chicken? Exactly my point dude. Cockaholic.
1. "What the? I saw my classmate just talk to a random guy for 5 minutes and she went home with him.. wtf is she doing?"
"Oh, didn't you know? She's a severe cockaholic. She can't keep her legs closed among other men!"

"Really? Poor thing! Must be some low self-esteem issue!"

2. "This farmer dude that I know of has this freaky obsession with raising cocks in his farm!"

"What is he, a cockaholic?"
by corauratum February 16, 2013
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thunder cock

a penis of extraordinary length, girth, power, and magical ability. has the capability of satisfying any woman
Brett's thunder cock rocked Elise's entire world. She hasn't been able to walk right for days.
by mjaa08120 August 13, 2010
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cock munch

by christopher September 18, 2003
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