Certified Brick

A "Certified Brick" is a sweaty they/them gaymer who spends the majority of their time playing games such as minecraft. A "Certified Brick" occurs when someone plays a game for hours on end, sweating, trying to get better at the game without caring to play with friends but instead trying to get better. A "Certified Brick" also occurs when someone plays shitty online games such as .io games and spends a little too much time on them before hopping off and doing "study".

A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.

Alpha Male: "Are you sitll playing Evowars.io after 3 hours"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"

by Zypha The Creator May 8, 2021

brick bandits

brick bandits are feared by the people of criminality, the brick bandits consist of stikiman, goggles, nezzy and brick the bandits kill everyone that get in there way, the people of crim have nightmares and wake in distress, everybody leaves the server at the arrival brick bandits because they rampage through everyone and leave nothing but a bloody trail behind.

fear the brick bandits

by marcus o conner July 4, 2023

dillon bricks

Dillon bricks is a brick merchant and the 7th man of the Shanghai Sharks 2024 roster

LeGoat and AR15 own Dillon Bricks

by PessiPendu August 19, 2023

kick the brick

to have a closed-door meeting with someone;
origin: a door held open with a brick that is kicked away for privacy

I knew I was in trouble when I went into the boss's office for a kick the brick meeting.

by Paulie Walnuts III October 31, 2007

brick liner

A brick liner is a bad rapper

"Dude, if theres one thing i can't stand, its another brick liner on the radio."

by MC NC December 8, 2009

brick-strap

When a person needs disposing of in london the cockneys tie a brick around their body and put them in the thames. The person this has been done to is 'brick-strap'.

"U disposed of the brick-strap???"
"Oi you mug ill turn you in to fuking brick-strap"

by Max Ragdale December 25, 2006

Brick Wall

(n), Singular- A person who does not move at all when kissing or making out; can be flimsy or motionless

"Dang, when I made out with Natie Kickerson, she was such a brick wall. She didn't move an inch!" said Gabe.

by Brooklyn Steamer March 8, 2015