whatch

Watch with an extra "h" for maximum effect.

Hey nigga, what's the time on your whatch?

Its wa-
Shut the fuck up

by Aqsedef October 15, 2017

watch the dog

Homosexual relations, man on man loving.

Apparently, Alex and Bobby watch the dog all the time...

by Billy Nubbin August 10, 2006

Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation, often unknown to one party in a two-party conversation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

by LGMR5 May 16, 2010

Watchay

Greeting. Alternative spelling for "wachay" that means "hello" and also "goodbye" in an Aboriginal language called West Swampy Cree.

me: hey, watchay!

you: what's up? All good, watchay!

by Cree-py September 27, 2011

watching cats

viewing pussy, watching porn

Joe spent hours watching cats on the internet.

by Arsewhole February 22, 2014

watchala

A common request made by paisas to observe something spectacular they or some one in the general vicinity is about to do. Derived from the English word "watch" and Spanish word "la". Watch this, watch that.

No sabes como abrir una chela con los huevos guey? Watchla cabron, así hace guey! Watchala, watchala!!

by PaisanoCubano June 10, 2015

whatcha tryna do

asking what are you trying to do in a sexual way or in a suggestive way

Girl: Whatcha tryna do
Guy: fuck

by Chase69696969 July 2, 2022