You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles

Lacking the basic intelect of being able to breathe.

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles.

by John Joe September 20, 2012

my tea is in a sack

When you order tea and it comes in a sack.

"MY TEA IS IN A SACK! HELP"

by IMAFATBALLOFFAT November 28, 2018

Whack Sack

Common name for "testicular akathisia"--also commonly known as "jimmy nuts": an uncontrolable urge to persistently shift, manipulate, or joggle one's testicles.

"Yo--he got he the Whack Sack serious. Dude plays with his nuts all day."

by Even Cleaveland January 3, 2007

shackled

Inebriated, intoxicated, drunk.

Sarah took a flask with her to the office holiday party and proceeded to get shackled.

by Dex Dexter January 30, 2008

sack inch

A cock so small it appears to dwell within the scrotum.

Now that you are sexually active let's go to the store and load up on fingercots for your sack inch so you don't contract a disease from your notoriously sexually active girlfriend.

by Sean M. Lennon March 11, 2006

Uglier than a sack of assholes

The ultimate slogan to be used when a female is absolutely positively ugly and there is only one way to describe her ugliness. This may be confused with fugly, however this reference trumps the fugly category.

Man, that chick is "uglier than a sack of assholes".

by Big Harry Johnson October 5, 2007

sackface

Someone who appears to have a ballsack on their face.

Malenfant is such a sackface.

by kvyollel December 14, 2008