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Sloppy Dugout

A busted up, well used vagina, that has seen better days, usually carries an odd odour, brought on normally by a large women's thighs rubbing together by a long evening of dancing and sweating up a storm. This axe wound will feel like a screwing a pail of water. The women will normally be a star fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I took home a hood rat and dropped my biscuit in her sloppy dugout
by B-Rad Frischnizzel Bitch February 6, 2010
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shopping for a noose

(adj)

suicidal, having lost all hope. Usually used in the negative.
"Sorry to hear about your gf. and losing your job. Are you ok?
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."
by bigmiketastic88 June 27, 2010
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Sloppy Balls

Two known definitions:

1. Just how it sounds-- testicles that are far from well-kept.

2. A delicious British snack, typically cornmeal formed into a ball-form, tossed and coated in a honey glaze.
1. Man, that dude had some sloppy balls. They were dirty, sweaty, and some parts had long pubes while others were completely shaved.

2. Yes, waiter, I'll have an order of the sloppy balls please.
by theseandownthemiddle September 3, 2010
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Sloppy Thomma

The act of urinating while engaged in anal intercourse aka peeing in the butt.

The Sloppy Thomma is similar to the Sloppy Thomas. Whereas the Sloppy Thomas is generally used to describe peeing in the butt for either heterosexual or homosexual anal sex, the Sloppy Thomma is reserved exclusively for homosexual acts or acts involving beastiality.
My urethra hurts from giving that dude a Sloppy Thomma. OR My dog stopped eating peanut butter after I gave it the Sloppy Thomma.
by The Blitz 66 January 7, 2011
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Sloppy Moose

A mysterious sex act - the only known rules are as follows:

1) You need a gallon of coconut oil
2) You spin around twice and do a backflip
3) No hooker tutus
4) No diarrhea
"Sloppy Moose? I tried that once! But only because my girlfriend really wanted to."
by Fishnisch May 23, 2014
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sloppymcfloppy

A {SloppyMcFloppy} is when you put a McDonalds cheeseburger on someones asshole, Then you fuck the burger, and the persons asshole.
Bro you know that girl Emily, yeah I gave her the {sloppyMcFloppy} Shes into weird shit.
by Billay T November 29, 2015
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Sloppy Jockey

The act of setting a horses mane on fire while it's sleeping then fucking it in the ass while it runs around like a retard
by VomitCock May 18, 2017
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