screw

To be fucked, to get ripped off, or to be in great trouble. Often used in conjunction with violently.

My car was stolen, so I'm violently screwed!!!

by shellybasser April 13, 2003

screw around

something a camp technology teacher once said to me, it caused great amsument at the time!

"Joseph! you dont want to screw around with those bad boys!"

by kidd March 6, 2004

chopped & screwed

Music that has been adjusted or edited so that grandpa won't feel uncomfortable listening to it. Less bounce per ounce.

There's also a chopped & screwed version so that you people with absolutely no energy can still comfortably attempt to mingle with the angst-ridden youth.

by agentlovelette September 14, 2008

screwface

The youngest member of Wu-Tang, Shyheim's, disguise.

Shit iz real, ain't no time to cash no butterflies
Pass the St. Ide's
Screwface is my disguise so look me in my eyes that aint wise
The first chump that jumps is the first chump that dies

by tannedmike July 21, 2006

screw the gooch

To screw up really badly. To miss the point of something and do something else. Comes from the idea that when having sex, one misses the pussy and starts humping a woman's gooch, the area between her pussy and ass, making a fool out of himself and screwing up. Don Eimus is a person screwed the gooch when he disrespected some thugish black-woman basketball players.

"I knew I should't have nailed Monica Lewinski... Damn i screwed the gooch."

I did my report completely wrong. Man i really screwed the gooch."

"Matt, youre' a jew so don't have sex with that terrorist's daughter. You'd have to be a total dumbass to screw the gooch like that"

by Ushtenhouser January 11, 2008

screw

To be totally messed.
Used in aggresion towards someone.
To fuck.

Dude, your screwed.
Screw you fuckface!
I screwed her.

by Guywithknife June 8, 2004

flying screwhammer

The act of pile driving a woman while she is giving you head and wraps her legs around your neck while you hold her middle. usually done by jumping off the bead and holding her hair for maximum results.

man, dude, i just flying screwhammered that girl!

by Tommerbomber October 31, 2008