shellybasser's definitions

yoink

To violently or non violently take an object from another, regardless of the love or respect the yoinkee has for the beyoinked object.

"Yoink!" I exclaimed wickedly as I sharply stole Martha's hat.

by shellybasser April 8, 2003

screw

To be fucked, to get ripped off, or to be in great trouble. Often used in conjunction with violently.

My car was stolen, so I'm violently screwed!!!

by shellybasser April 13, 2003

Weeeeeeeeee

To expess sarcastic enjoyment.

Oh, weeeeeeeeee, we're getting a new couch.

by shellybasser April 13, 2003