When you are scrolling, cruising, and screwing around on social media in the fetal position, ready to go to sleep. This could also suggest that you are open sexually for a good time while you are browsing social media.
Tom: "What's are you up to?"
Sandra: "Not much, just screwshin on Facebook."
Tom: "Right on! Do you want me to come over?"
Sandra: "Sure, that sounds great!"
Sandra: "Not much, just screwshin on Facebook."
Tom: "Right on! Do you want me to come over?"
Sandra: "Sure, that sounds great!"
by carstunts March 29, 2022
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A thief well versed in burglary by means of skeleton keys, waxing keys (creating imprints for duplication), or picking locks.
Exemplified by the character of Agar in Michael Crichton's "The Great Train Robbery"
Exemplified by the character of Agar in Michael Crichton's "The Great Train Robbery"
Pierce: "I'm thinking of something bigger."
Agar: "With wax...on the fly?"
Pierce: "Mmm-hmm"
Agar: "Well then, I'm your man. I'm the bloody fastest screwsman you'll ever see."
Pierce: "So I heard"
Agar: "With wax...on the fly?"
Pierce: "Mmm-hmm"
Agar: "Well then, I'm your man. I'm the bloody fastest screwsman you'll ever see."
Pierce: "So I heard"
by TouchstoneTheFool March 25, 2007
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Houston Texas!
Birth & Restin place of the WORLD changin DJ Screw!!! (RIP)
Original CITY OF KRUNK!
Home of an assortment of ORIGINAL words & terms which started here.. in SCREWSTON, Plexus
(Krunk, what it do, holdin PLEX Throwed, ya heard me, throwed in the game, Blowed, Swangin, Choppin Blades, Block Bleedin', all gravy, jazzy, Already, Hater, ballin outta control, Man Hold Up and many other words n terms)
Houston Texas!
Birth & Restin place of the WORLD changin DJ Screw!!! (RIP)
Original CITY OF KRUNK!
Home of an assortment of ORIGINAL words & terms which started here.. in SCREWSTON, Plexus
(Krunk, what it do, holdin PLEX Throwed, ya heard me, throwed in the game, Blowed, Swangin, Choppin Blades, Block Bleedin', all gravy, jazzy, Already, Hater, ballin outta control, Man Hold Up and many other words n terms)
man hold up, I done swung that there SCREWSTON PLEXUS and got throwed n blowed! we done bleed the block n got pulled over by them haters on westhiemer. Them boys was holdin plex cuz i was swangin 4 lanes & them blades were choppin on the Burb', ya heard me? but its all gravy, ol gurl i was with was Jazzy tho.. i was like " what it do mama, wanna get krunk?" she was like " already!"
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Get the Screwston mug.I see a celebrity who always says stupid things has said something stupid again and the neurotypicals are treating it like it's a big deal. What a load of neurotypical screeching.
by Sioraf as Na Cillini July 19, 2017
Get the Neurotypical screeching mug.This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.
I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.
by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010
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