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screwston 

city of dank, syrup city, old H-Town HOUSTON TEXAS
screwston by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Screwsman 

A thief well versed in burglary by means of skeleton keys, waxing keys (creating imprints for duplication), or picking locks.

Exemplified by the character of Agar in Michael Crichton's "The Great Train Robbery"
Pierce: "I'm thinking of something bigger."
Agar: "With wax...on the fly?"
Pierce: "Mmm-hmm"
Agar: "Well then, I'm your man. I'm the bloody fastest screwsman you'll ever see."
Pierce: "So I heard"
Screwsman by TouchstoneTheFool March 25, 2007

Screwston 

N.
Houston Texas!
Birth & Restin place of the WORLD changin DJ Screw!!! (RIP)

Original CITY OF KRUNK!

Home of an assortment of ORIGINAL words & terms which started here.. in SCREWSTON, Plexus

(Krunk, what it do, holdin PLEX Throwed, ya heard me, throwed in the game, Blowed, Swangin, Choppin Blades, Block Bleedin', all gravy, jazzy, Already, Hater, ballin outta control, Man Hold Up and many other words n terms)
man hold up, I done swung that there SCREWSTON PLEXUS and got throwed n blowed! we done bleed the block n got pulled over by them haters on westhiemer. Them boys was holdin plex cuz i was swangin 4 lanes & them blades were choppin on the Burb', ya heard me? but its all gravy, ol gurl i was with was Jazzy tho.. i was like " what it do mama, wanna get krunk?" she was like " already!"
Screwston by DuckSauce713 December 4, 2003

Screwston 

Screwston by Liz-A July 7, 2007

Neurotypical screeching 

Non-autistic people getting worked up over something unimportant.
I see a celebrity who always says stupid things has said something stupid again and the neurotypicals are treating it like it's a big deal. What a load of neurotypical screeching.

Screeching Locust Blow 

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.
I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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