penny dreadful

Penny dreadful is a pejorative term used to refer to cheap popular serial literature produced during the nineteenth century in the United Kingdom.

They eagerly anticipated the weekly publication of their favourite 'penny dreadful' story , Sweeney Todd

by Talaria '53 November 2, 2015

Penny Trading

A joke similar to Ligma. If told correctly and the recipient fall for it, they will be told that the teller is penetrating their mother.

"Hey did you hear about that Penny Trading thing I'm doing?'

"No, what is it?"

"Pennytrading your mom".

by Penny Trading September 15, 2018

pencil porn

the act of drawing male or female genitalia. This usually is caused by boring classes in high school and college. In other cases, a very special sharpie porn can be found inside bathroom stalls.

Cartman: "Chemistry was so boring today, but I accomplished some serious pencil porn."

Stan: "Eek, a penis!"

by Sgt Longshanks March 1, 2011

in for a penny, in for a pounding

A sexualized version of "in for a penny, in for a pound." Means almost the same thing as the original saying but in a sexual context as aforementioned. In context, it references sex with or without protection (in this case, without), and since it was done before might as well double down and do it again regardless of the consequences.

This was used in Team Four Star's, Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Episode 60 Epilogue.

Bulma: "But after the first time, I just thought; well, in for a penny, in for a pounding."
Trunks: "Ahhh!"
Bulma: "And I really was."
Trunks: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

by 7N_Shepard December 27, 2018

pretty penny

a significant amount of money, or a high price on something

I bet he paid a pretty penny for that new porsche - even the gas for it costs a pretty penny

by polo July 10, 2004

Marching the Penguin

Masturbating

House: You mix rocking, grunting, sweating, and dystonia with concerned parents, and you get an amateur diagnosis of epilepsy. In actuality, all your little girl is doing is saying "Yoo-hoo" to the hoo-hoo.
Mom: She's what?
House: Marching the penguin. Ya-yaing the sisterhood. Finding Nemo. It's called gratification disorder. It's sort of a misnomer. If one was unable to gratify one's self, that would be a disorder.
Mom: Are you saying she's masturbating?
House: I was trying to be discrete, there is a child in the room.

by houseism June 24, 2009

Wrinkled Penny

Slang term for anus.

I tapped into her wrinkled penny last nite.

by Dave September 27, 2004