Optorectitis

When the optic nerve gets shoved up your rectum, or, in plain terms, You got your head up your ass.

Jake Paul: Its EvEry daY bRo
Museum Tour Guide: And this, tourists, is the most severe case yet of optorectitis.
*Tourists stare in a mix of awe and disgust*

by Mr McSauce September 14, 2017

Optirectitis

The unfortunate event of having your head too far up your ass. Another form of showing extreme ignorance.

That boy just won't learn from his mistakes. He suffers from optirectitis.

by Rabidone1983 October 19, 2017

optimism

the state of mind/ideal of being happy and positive.

it's difficult to remain having optimism during these days with trump as our president

by silyy November 14, 2017

opticum

A result of so much enjoying a beautiful movie, MV, or other kinds of visual art. Which usually are mind-blowing or causing you to cry.
Opticasm is another term.

Coco movie is so good!! It makes me opticum.

by ZachBlue November 29, 2017

Optimoji effect

When you know exactly what an emoji that doesn’t exist would look like, causing you to believe in it’s existence and search for it for an unreal amount of time

-There has got to be a circular saw emoji... I’ve seen it!
-Maybe it’s the optimoji effect?

by Pjhascircularsaws February 12, 2018

optimistake

A situation that goes wrong due to your mistakes because you expressed way too much optimism than it deserved.

I sense that this deal could go wrong with our optimistake behavior, let's be careful.

by sgrbn May 28, 2018

optetarian

A person who opts out or opposes hot new trends in music, diet, exercise, etc.

They may often opt out of modernity for things lost, and no longer respected.

"Did you see my photo on Instagram? Its the new trend, I'm so cool, omg I love myself"
"No, sorry I'm an Optetarian, Instagram is trash and so are you"

by alwysgldn June 7, 2018