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Mike Martin 

Legendary baseball coach of the Florida State University Seminoles. Martin it one of the all time winningest coaches in NCAA history and has appeared in 29 straight postseason tournaments. Additionally, he has appeared in 12 (TWELVE) College World Series.

With all of those accomplishment, Martin has FAILED to win a single national championship. His teams' consistent inability to win a national title has become huge black mark on Martin's otherwise impressive coaching record. However, to do his inability to manage in the big game, many have begun using his name as a slang term for "choking in the big game," or refer to a great athlete/coach who has never won a championship.
Bobby Cox has pulled many "Mike Martin" when his Braves teams always lose in the playoff.

Even though the 'Moles won 6 games in 2010, they still pulled a "Mike Martin" in the InYourFace.com bowl.
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Mike Island 

A Mike Island is formed when a person takes a shit and the feces breaches the water line, thus creating an island.
"That bean burrito made me take the early boat to Mike Island"
Mike Island by mdagan March 2, 2010
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mike smith 

Mike Smith has some really bad nerve problems
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Mike Pence 

The reincarnation of Jesus and Nikola Tesla whose destiny is to electrocute all the gays.
Mike Pence "the electric fence" electrocuted 2000 fags today

Mike Wheeler 

Someone who was rude to Stranger Things’ own bby boy Will
“Oh my gosh did you see what Karen did to Tom?!”
“She totally did a Mike Wheeler
Mike Wheeler by Byler Warrior June 29, 2019

Mike Lynn 

A former member of the Daytona Beach branch of the Outlaws motorcycle club. When Lynn joins the club in the early 1990s he thinks hes found a band of brothers. But the Daytona Outlaws are a dangerous band of violent criminals. Within a few months of Lynn joining the club, brotherhood begins turning sour: Lynns friends are beaten for disputing the orders of the clubs leadership. The chapter president bombs a rival clubs headquarters, and openly plots murder and mayhem.

Lynn wants out. Fearing for his life, he goes to the FBI and agrees to wear a wire. This was a very risky move for Lynn because The Outlaws despise snitches, their motto being "Snitches are a dyin' Breed". In a dangerous four-month investigation, Lynn and his FBI handler, Tim Donovan, gather enough evidence to convict the entire Daytona Beach chapter.

Lynn was then placed in the federal witness protection agency. He was forced to change his name and had to loose all contact with his friends and family. Today, he is most likely living somewhere on the West Coast of the United States, because the Outlaws don't have chapters out west, and risk starting a war if they enter Hells Angels territory.

He was profiled in a Documentary for National Geographic Channel
Mike Lynn snitched out his buddies and is they ever find him, hes a dead man because snitches are a dyin' breed!

Mike Teel 

N or V
1. The current QB for Rutgers
2. Throwing a really awful interception
3. An interception so bad the opposing player does not even have to do anything to catch the ball
"We would have won the game but our QB Mike Teeled the ball and the defender had an easy catch."
Mike Teel by fredhits October 23, 2007