greaser lightning

Someone who thinks they're cool, but really aren't. They usually use cancerous memes (i.e. dabbing, hairlines, etc.). They like music genres such as pop, rap, and trap. They try to be the "cool one" or "bad boy" Their age ranges from preteen to teen, but most are preteen middleschoolers. They are idiots and they're everywhere. They are a waste of oxygen and make the human race worse. They I feel sad for everyone who has to deal with them.

Dan: "Yo guys check out my new fidget spinner!"
Bob: "Bro fight me for it!"
Joe: "God, you both are idiotic greaser lightnings"

by Lolfiredude June 20, 2017

Hogwarts Lightning

A sexual practice in which one person ejaculates on someone's forehead trying to form the same lightning shape Voldemort did on Harry.

- So how did you finish?
- I tried to do the Hogwarts Lightning, but I ended up drawing an Edward Scissorhands all over her face

by fikconker June 29, 2017

quief lightning

A very explosive quief and last for ages and smells like fish

Aww look at her quief lightning

by Quief lightning October 22, 2017

candle lighting

Meth

Let me do some candle lighting.

by Lil’Bandit November 14, 2017

Eye-Lighting

When one attempts to emphasize their statement by physically raising their eyebrows while simultaneously widening their eyes.

Joel is eye-lighting again, he must be serious.

by NROBBI19 June 11, 2018

golden lightning shower

GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.

That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.

by Irishbackrub June 11, 2018

golden lightning shower

Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.

After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!

by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018