Boston Cupcake

An act of sex so despicable, that to merely describe it is punishable by Boston Cupcake.

I told her what a Boston Cupcake was, then three guys appeared out of nowhere with a frozen garden hose and some Celine Dion CD's and gave me a Boston Cupcake.

by Keeleon April 4, 2010

Boston Sandwich

A man pours scalding hot Clam Chowder in between a girl's ass cheeks. He then proceeds to fuck her in the ass until she shits. The man proceeds to stop the shit from falling off the ass using his penis. He then ejaculated atop the entire mixture and proceeds to eat it.

Stacie asled for a Boston Sandwich in Harvard Yard last night, but the Sox game was on!

by Blahblah1969 April 1, 2016

Boston Tea Party

While wearing a white wig, the male tactically pours hot tea into the vagina and proceeds to shove the tea cup into the anus. He then beats her with his peg leg in the anus then shoves his penis in her. He then slaps her in the back with his bloody penis giving her a red coat and blows his load in her hair to give her an old fashion white wig. He then calls her Colonel Corn Wallis and they stand up and sing Yankee Doodle Dandee.

In an act of both treason and adultery, Martha Washington and Colonel Corn Wallis performed the Boston Tea Party igniting the Revolutionary War.

by Bruce Moon January 7, 2010

Boston Steamer

To put saran wrap over one's mouth and shit on it to release a "steamy" scent into the indiviual's mouth.

We an excess of saran wrap in our house, so we pulled a boston steamer on jonny's drunk ass.

by Elliot November 9, 2003

Boston Strangler

Sexual maneuver in the same genre as the Philly Fakeout and the Cleveland Steamer whereby during the act of intercourse, the man chokes (fetish) the woman until she passes out. When she comes to, he cums all over her face.

I’ve been fucking this girl that's into choking during sex. I even give her the ol’ Boston Strangler every now and then.

by Rallyracer August 31, 2008

Boston Crabs

A parasitic pubic lice indigenous to the greater Boston area.

"After picking up that clinical research associate at the Red Sox game, I woke up with some fierce itching down there I tell you. What do you think the story is, fire ants?"

"Mate, sounds to me more like a case of Boston crabs".

by Simian Pachyderm January 18, 2010

Boston Cream Donut

When you smash a chick after a dude just nutted inside her.

"Bro my boy just fucked this chick after she got finished Fucking me. We call that a Boston cream donut"

by Sebrigg February 9, 2017