Blumpkin

To receive fellatio while simultaneously defecating
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.

I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.

by Colder May 7, 2011

Blumpkin Blunder

Where the lady becomes pregnant after giving a Blumpkin

"Do you love me mummy?"

"No, you were just a blumpkin blunder!"

by Zikoziko January 19, 2009

Blumpkin's Law

A situation in which a party is promised a specific result in a situation by another party, and the result fails to occur. In those circumstances, the second party must act out the promised original result.

1) You said that chick would blow me, that's some total Blumpkin's Law right there!

by Ernest P. Blumpkin May 14, 2009

running blumpkin

performing 69 while running and deficating at the same time.

I think that raab himself would be all over a running blumpkin after what I saw in that CKY video.

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

blumpkin

Receiving head on the toilet while your partner is taking a boo

Baby i really got to go please let me go ok i will no why dont you join me i will only be a min. ok i'll just finish doing what i was doing but now will just call it a blumpkin

by back voice that u dont listen June 2, 2009

Road Atomic Blumpkin

When a man who is driving receives road dome, craps his pants from the force of the dome and vomits on the woman giving him road dome. Especially entertaining when more than 2 people are in the car. Best done in someone else's car...

John was getting head late at night while driving Sarah and Paul home. Sarah leaned over to give him some road dome when John crapped his pants and vomited all over Sarah from car sickness. Paul laughed his ass off and was glad it wasn't his car. What a great road atomic blumpkin

by Joe the schmo February 6, 2013

blumpkin

The act of a woman giving a man oral sex, while he is taking a dump

I gave George a blumpkin today...it smelled alot,but he liked it

by Jayne Goodwall March 8, 2009