cunt beaver

1. Another stupid insult meaning absolutely nothing intelligent.
2. A beaver that lives in a cunt.

Dan: "You ass clown"
Amanada: "You cunt beaver"
Dan: "Cunt badger, wrong fuzzy animal"

by A. Cross, J. Cross November 5, 2006

beemer

A car driven by rich people, so what , big deal, i cant stand to see them anymore

spoiled asshole drives a beemer

my buddy drove up in a new beemer and i wanted to punch his eyes out

Hey, big deal, so what, yeah its a nice car, i aint jealous jerry

by Carl Mitchell September 6, 2006

BeaverTaste

1. A ranking system from (LOW) 1 to 10 (HIGH) used by men and lesbians to rank the taste of a woman's vagina. 1-Paris Hilton (Radish), 2-Britney Spears (Black Licorice), 3-Beyonce (Horse-Meat Dog Food), 4-Jennifer Lopez (Cabbage), 5-Rachel Bilson (Mellon), 6-Gina Gershon (Apple) 7-Jessica Alba (Coconut), 8-Eva Mendes (Banana), 9-Vanessa Lengies (Strawberry) 10-Olivia Munn (Cherry)

On my BeaverTaste list, the taste of Paris Hilton would make me bleed from the inside-out.

by the2ndflood February 15, 2008

Beaver Bank

Incredably amazing hick town. Just outiside sackville. Has the most amazing people. Where everyone wears lumberman plaid all the time and walks around with axes chopping down trees.

Look in lockview high school, you'll see that all the Beaver bank ers a quater are in lumberman plaid.

by Beaverbanker94 September 24, 2009

beaver board

Film industry slang term for a pancake with a pigeon attached, for mounting lights low to the ground, on top of shelves, etc.

We want the actor to be lit from below, so put a lamp on a beaver board and slide it between his legs.

by Ian Ragsdale October 14, 2005

Beaver Deceiver

1) An artificial device or other ruse employed to gain entrance to a woman's pants by causing the woman to falsely perceive status or other qualities in the man who utilizes such a device

2) one who regularly employs such devices/tactics

One of my friends from college was a total beaver deceiver. He would go out and buy hippie activism related shirts (even though he didn't believe in the causes). It worked to because that guy got more Tang than Neil Armstrong. It was always off of dirty hippie chicks, but just like my mom used to say... "It all spends the same."

See also "Cubic Zirconium"

by thewatchlist September 11, 2008

Beefer

Slang term for a five pound note in the UK, became popular after the discovery of meat waste products in the production of the note.

Have you got two beefers for a tenner?

by Bellington44 December 1, 2016