Tim Harper

An egotistical, maniacal moderator on the Goal Line Blitz message boards who refuses to admit the Cobra Kai dominance and goes on power trips. Often times dropping the Ban Hammer

Tim Harper, what a prick!

by StazNasty October 17, 2008

Flag

Get the Tim Harper mug.

Tim Tam Slam

How to perform a Tim Tam Slam:
You someone you really trust, and inject their ass with novacaine. You then have them perform a handstand while someone holds their legs. You then put hot chocolate inside their anus, (like how they put water and stuff from porn) then get a Tim Tam, bite both ends, and drink the chocolate out of their ass like a straw.

Guy 1: hey dude, we've been friends for a long time and..
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: I was wondering if you wanted to do a Tim Tam Slam with me.
Guy 2: I would be absolutely honored to.

Guy 3: I'll hold his legs!

by Shoestring129 September 21, 2014

Flag

Get the Tim Tam Slam mug.

Related Words

Tims • timmy! • Timothy • Time • Timothée Chalamet • timber • timo • time bomb • Tim Hortons • Timbo

Tim Tebow

Starting QB for the Florida Gators. He has had much success as a college player, but won't do squat in the NFL. His style of play does not translate well at the next level. His only hope of making it in the NFL is to play....well nevermind. That fucker will probably end up selling used cars. He isn't going to play any position in the NFL. Even his buddy Jesus can't do anything about that.

Bob: "Man, Tim Tebow is good."

Joe: "Yeah, I hope Tim Tebow enjoys it now, because he ain't doin shit in the NFL."

by RME1976 September 23, 2009

Flag

Get the Tim Tebow mug.

Tim Burton

Mind rapist.

Mind Rape Victim: ...

Friend 1: Whats wrong with Dave?

Friend 2: He... He just saw Alice in Wonderland.

Friend 1: So?

Friend 2: ...The new one...

Friend 1: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Why!!!!!!! Why Tim Burton?!?!?!!? Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyy!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!???!?!??!

by KingShady April 3, 2010

Flag