Tim'd

To be Tim'd or to pull a Tim is to say things are going very well or things are alright, when in reality its all going wrong. This meaning comes from a mmorpg community in the game Eve Online.

Person 1 : "dude are you alright?"
Person 2 : " Ya , im alright its fine"
Person 1 : " whats going on now?"
Person 2 : " oh shit i died :( "

Person 3 : " OMG , he just got Tim'd!"

Tim'd by Callonious September 2, 2008

tim'd

the state of being extremely intoxicated by a substance known as cannabis

or

the final stage in the many stages of high.

"dude, he is tim'd." - darsh
or
"tim is SO tim'd." - drew

tim'd by timm October 17, 2007

Tim'd

when your proper mortal or drunk

are you feeling a bit Tim'd

Tim'd by donnylad December 26, 2018

Tim'd

Being "Tim'd" would be when things are finally going right for you in your life, and then God finally takes a gigantic shit on your happiness and everything crumbles around you. You lose your kids, home, friends, and will to live.

Donald R. DeCicco: Hello, I heard Paul got that settlement! Things are looking up for him, finally!"

Dave: "He did, but then lost it all because God hates him. He is always getting Tim'd!"

Tim'd by Donald R. DeCicco February 24, 2021

Tim D'onofrio 

An amazing drummer who makes YouTube drum covers, more-so Avenged Sevenfold covers. He looks like Avenged Sevenfold guitarist Zacky Vengeance, and sings like "The Rev". Any band would be lucky to have him as a drummer. He should be compared to Cobus Potgieter, Mike Portnoy and maybe even "The Rev".

1: Have you heard of the YouTube drummer Tim D'onofrio?
2: No, show me some of his shit!
**Shows "Nightmare" drum cover**
2: I think the brightness of his future just blinded me.

- Jimmy Lanz

Tim D'onofrio by jimmylanz September 18, 2011

Tim D-gasm 

A Tim D-gasm is the Dyer-gasm a guy has when he's getting his cock sucked by me, a friend of his lover, Richard, while I jacked off and had a Skip-gasm!

I used to give a Tim D-gasm to Richard's lover, and I swallowed his yummy load!

Tim D-gasm by USAF Cadet February 12, 2021

T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome 

T.D.S. is a little-known syndrome that manifests itself usually during online forum discussions of a political nature. While sharing the same initials as the famous "Trump Derangement Syndrome," it is loosely related to "Trump Derangement Syndrome" in that discussions regarding Trump end up being "deflected" to an unrelated topic, hence "Tim Deflection Syndrome." It can happen with any case at any time, though.

T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome
Non-T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -

Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B in response to Person A - "Yes, I believe Trump did say the election was rigged."

T.D.S or Tim Deflection Syndrome discussion flow -
Person A - "Did Trump say the election was rigged?"
Person B(inflicted with T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome) in response to Person A - "How about those Dodgers?!?"

T.D.S. or Tim Deflection Syndrome by JChar!es March 5, 2022