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Web programming language to make websites dynamic.
<?php // Begins php
print "string"; // Displays string
echo "sring"; // Displays string
$a="Left"; Defines variable a
if ($a==="Left") print "A equals Left"; /* If variable a equals Left then display A equals Left */
?>
by john doe March 29, 2004
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moron; stupid beyond belief; idiot
Look at that spz, he thinks hanky panky means a dress.
by john doe March 3, 2005
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A company that focuses on producing products or ways for men to see nude women.
The playboy magazine is becoming less popular due to the growing amount of people who have access to the Internet and can get all they got in the Playboy magazine and more, for free.
Playboy.com has porn on it, it costs money
Playboy has some hot women in their magazines and on there website
by john doe January 22, 2004
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1. One of the few remaining species of American Ape left roaming the continent. They frequently exhibit traits similar to the human emotions of Anger, and lust. They thrive entirely on a diet consisting of high protein and bitterness. Never look a bunkey straight in the eyes, just simply curl into the fetal postion and await help. If a bunkey is attempting to fornicate with you, simply hand it a Bass, and it will calm down. Bunkeys are a cross breed between the Polish and German apes of Old Europe, which probably explains their horrible dental structure, and short attemtion span, not to mentionbad posture.
Scientific Name : Germanus Muscicus
by john doe January 5, 2005
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The heiress to the hilton hotel fortune. All you people are just jealous because she's hot, rich, famous, and she did it all by looking awesome and being in the right places at the right time (apart from her sex tape, which just made her even more famous.)
"isn't that paris hilton dancing on that table?"
"yes, she's quite the party girl"
by john doe January 27, 2005
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Kazaa Lite is better but it's not going to work for much longer cause it's illegal
Great source for Briana Banks videos
I downloaded Briana Loves Jenna, Briana Banks AKA Filthy Whore, The Best of Briana Banks, etc, and lots of short nice videos.
Works best with cable obviously.
Get great full size good quality porn flicks, as long as people share em.
I downloaded some really hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa!
by john doe January 22, 2004
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