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Alabama corn slider

The practice of engaging in a sexual act in which a man takes his own frozen poop and uses it to pleasure a woman in the vag.
bro #1- dude did you get with that hot chick last night?
bro #2- I did more than get with her I froze my poop and shoved it in her snatch!!

bro #2- OMG u gave her an Alabama corn slider? You are disgusting!
by Alabama corn slider December 2, 2010
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spider monkey

The act of intercourse with deep pentatration. The man puts the bitch on her back holding her legs next to her head. He then sits on her ass pointing his unit straight down and he bobs up and down like a fishing bobber out at sea during a rough storm! Be careful you could seriously injure the bitch if you do it anal...
The fat sloppy bitch was brutally spider monkeyed!
by calven March 21, 2003
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spider-puss

A spider-puss is when the female chooses not to shave her virgina for many months, thus making it a matty clumb of hair. Very simular to a tangled spiders web.
When going down on one's girlfriend, lover or just a one night stand you notice she has been.....well growing her bush for a while"Oh my god love, Is that a tangled web I see before me or are you just growing a spider-puss"
by THEONE1978 August 25, 2009
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Slide Drexler

the act of standing on the rails at the top of a stair well and pooping down it so the poop slides down and hits people in the head.
Paul: Dude, is that your english teacher at the bottom of the stair well?

Jason: Yeah. Hold my books, I'm going to Slide Drexler on her.
by ergo_amazingness December 21, 2010
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sliderette

The term used for the female fan of the show Sliders. It is an affectionate term of course.
My girlfriends and I are now officially Sliderettes!
by amazon33 October 21, 2010
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spider vagina

When your vagina can detach itself from your body and attach itself to a penis
Ewwwwwww, Selena has a spider vagina
by Mr.Smoov March 16, 2016
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Spiderdick

When you masturbate or when pulling your dick out of her vagina and you ejaculate uncontrollably, resembling spider man shooting webs.
I just spiderdicked on the wall.

I have messed my room with my spiderdick.
by Yoraesha August 17, 2017
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