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splat

when a fat person falls you will here a splat.
bernard(fat man) fell of the roof and made a splat sound
by 5-STAR www.thestickerguru.tk October 1, 2003
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Splatman

A super hero derived when Batman and Spider man fought in an epic battle and ended up becoming one person. One mega hero.
By day he is known as Alex. But at night he becomes...SPLATMAN!
Splatman saved the world, yet again!
by captain_howdy666 September 28, 2007
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Splash damage

When pain has been inflicted on an individual to such an extent that surrounding by-standers can't help but sympathize with the victim.
Bob: So I heard Steve got kicked in the balls by his girlfriend.

Tom: Fuck ya, I was there, every dude in the class room including our teacher suffered major splash damage.
by BlazeRaider May 17, 2009
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Splat

A semi-exclusive emotional and sexual relationship between two ex-partners. 'Semi-exclusiveness' refers to a state where neither splat partner is morally obligated to be faithful but must inform the other partner of any sexual or romantic contact outside of the splat.
Jimmy and Suzy broke up a few months ago but I've been seeing his car at her house a lot so I guess they are in a splat.
by kmb55 May 29, 2010
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rectum splasher

the act of crappin water out ur asshole after eatin 20 lbs of asparagus and a steady diet of ms wenz fat hairy jew beaver
wow alex macgregor is a rectum splasher , he ate out ms wenz 5 times today and look at the puddle in his pants
by ass wetter August 10, 2003
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krr splat

The sound a homophobe makes when flung from the top of the Empire State Building and lands on the pavement.
by Brainiac January 8, 2005
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Dick Splash

A tiny splash of urine from the japs eye that lands on unwanted places such as inside your trousers after urination
When you have discharge from your cock and it comes out in your pants and you piss yourself
by Bob March 26, 2005
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