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Yankee pot roast

A maneuver similar to the classic "Dutch Oven", wherein the perpetrator poops rather than farting before sliding the blanket up and over their sleeping bed partner's head while simultaneously slinking off and leaving the victim to "slow cook" with the newly added ingredient.
Upon realizing the classic Dutch Oven wasn't sufficient enough to convey his dissatisfaction with the state of affairs in his relationship, he knew it was time to bring out the "big guns" , so he gave her a "Yankee Pot Roast" while leaving her "dear Jane" letter on the nightstand.
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Pennsylvania Spit-Roast

A thee-way involving two men and a guy where one of the guy’s penis is placed in the women’s mouth, and the other is inserted into either the vagina or anal cavity, next the women is lifted up like a pig getting spit roasted. A spinning motion can be applied as well, however it is up to the individual. Caution, this is a dangerous act and should only be committed if both people are experienced in the field.
Did you see that video of that one girl getting a Pennsylvania Spit-roasted? I can believe she didn’t tear off his dick!

Hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast 

analogous to a prostitutes libido juxtaposed to a BBQ grill loaded with hot dogs.
Dang, it's hotter than a hooker at a weenie roast out here!

rastatitute

One who engages in sexual activity for drugs. Specifically marijuana.
Maria is such a rastatitute! She banged John for weed.
rastatitute by Blu Crew February 8, 2018

Los Santos Institute of Roastology 

A high-end university run by Lamar Davis which teaches its students the science of roasting, especially yee-yee ass haircuts. It is located in Los Santos, San Andreas, USA.
Person 1 : Can i come to your house?
Person 2 : No, we will meet tomorrow at work
Person 1 : Ah man, don't hate me because I'm beautiful man, maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got

you would get some women craving for your penis. Or better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your desperate arse if

she stops enjoying coitus with that brain surgeon or lawyer she is making love with. NIGGAAAAA
Person 1 : what?

Person 1 : Do you go an university or do you work?
Person 2 : I go to the Los Santos Institute of Roastology

Rastabola 

RASTABOLA: a much despised by females 21st century phenomenon of male inability to keep their penises in their pants originating in Jamaica which has spread out globally and is gathering momentum. Rastabola is concerned by its carriers as a non-invasive, non-contagious and perfectly acceptable condition.
Friend 1: What happened to this guy you were dating?

Friend 2: Hopeless case of Rastabola
Rastabola by Ila&Princess May 16, 2019

roastosis 

noun - the study of the proper technique to advance one's roasting and dissing skills, typically studied before a twitter fight or a rap battle
Johnny won the rap battle because he studies roastosis.
roastosis by RoasterExpert9000 December 16, 2014