raisin loaf

its when a girl is so prude, her shit looks like raisin bread

Muhr E left a raisin loaf in borgers toilet

by Bobby A August 8, 2003

Crustie Loaf

Cum on a womans pussy, wait until it goes hard, scrape it off and eat it

during sex or just having fun try out a Crustie Loaf

by lilreto November 25, 2009

boob loaf

The condition of one's breasts fitting in such a way that they look like they have melded into one big loaf across the chest. Similar to a sports bra's look, it smooshes the breasts together and flattens them into a loaf shape. It is typically considered unsightly and undesirable.

Ugh, that girl needs a better bra or something. Just look at her boob loaf!

by Chosso December 31, 2011

Baking a loaf

When you cum on every inch of someone and then lay them in the wind to dry so they become crusty like the outside of a loaf of bread.

Satine: OMG you're going on a date?
Padme: Yeah, we're totally baking a loaf tonight.

by YummyBerries September 1, 2022

loaf

A square boxlike pair of buttocks found mainly on middle age or elderly males.

My maths teacher wears really big trousers to hide his loaf.

by fashullet April 30, 2005

Loaf

A Funny way of saying love.

I Fuckin loafted yeah!

by Habernathy March 22, 2007

loaft

loiter

"the 5-0's gonna bust us for loafting up here"

by Jessica August 5, 2003