Limparoo

A human that has a severe limp and is constantly on the lurk for a limpah(their desired mate). Some say Limparoos are inbred Kangaroos.
When a Limparoo finds a potential mate, they stalk them by any means necessary and the final mating ritual of this species is fulfilled by the traditional marsupial dance.
They tend to be quiet aggressive and a sign of their aggression is the wind up of their mangled leg, which is also known as the tumparoo.
Their health and hygiene tends to be quiet poor due to their lack of cleanliness and ability to consume nutritious food.
They are an endangered species. Most have died off in Australia but it is believed that some have migrated to western europe.
It is said that a Limparoo finishes adolescence when their mangled leg heals fully.

"Did you see that Limparoo back there"
"Yea lets go, quick"

(thump........thump.......thump.....THUMP....THUMP...THUMP..THUMP.THUMP.THUMP)

"I hate when people follow me around"
"I know they're such Limparoos"

"Go away you Limparoo!"

by CFLslsc November 27, 2012

Limper Stew

This word can be used in a variety of conversation situations but is most commonly used to express anger or disappointment. It was first used in Texas hold 'em poker, but has now been heard used to describe sexual actions.

This girl was about to lose her anal virginity and when she did, the guy started peeing. She immediately shouted, "Limper Stew."

by DomLimperBuster November 23, 2014

Limey

The feeling of freshness and juiciness all at the same time juiciness all at the same time.

"She was feeling limey when she walked into the club! Woo!"

by hopeless_dreeamer December 21, 2014

limpcheese

One who has had a leg/foot injury and looks like a bafoon while trying to run

Look at that limpcheese trying to get to work on time

by Boobop209 January 10, 2015

Lumpy Boy Milk

When your cum is old and got rotten it is lumpy when it comes out

That kid last night has lumpy boy milk

by Sr.10InchPenetrator February 16, 2015

limpsome

When your about to have a 4-some but you have had too much to drink and you can't get it up.. So it takes 3 hours because you are determined to get laid but it's not gonna happen

Last night was terrible. I had a limpsome...

by I'mPeeps October 6, 2015

limp dog

Limp dog is the act of while having sex with a girl without one arm doggy-style, one pulls her one arm away making her face plant into the pillows.

Look at that one-armed chick, I bet she's into limp dogging

by Zwonka October 9, 2015