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jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers
Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump
by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014
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Jona

it's a girls name
It's a girls name: Jona
by Yonaj November 24, 2021
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Jonas

Jonas is a Latin common but well-known name.

He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.

Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.
Moreover, it is very good in the bed and certainly an experience worth. He has a rather big penis and is very self-confident.
Person 1: Hey what's your name?
Jonas: My Name is Jonas.
by strongman631 September 5, 2017
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Jonas

Well... A Jonas is the biggest Hurensohn in whole süd-west-deutschland but we, the ki1 love him/her(idk)
A: Who´s this?
B: Thats Jonas!
A: Ah yes the Hurensohn
by jonassucksdick December 16, 2021
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jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls
I wish I was Jonas van Oppen
by JulPringle <3 January 18, 2016
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Jonas

"2 Tomatoes were crossing a roa-" "Dude stfu stop doing a Jonas"
"He just did a Jonas"
by IHateSimps October 22, 2019
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Jona

A Jona is a loving, caring goddess, who always makes her friends laugh and feel good when she's around. A Jona has an angelic voice and an awesome and unique sense of fashion. We Stan her "fuck off"-mentality, but Jones is also a soft an precious little bean sipping for depressive skaterboys.
And whenever she is struggling with something herself there are four motherfuckers looking after her and supporting her whenever she needs help. With a Jona by your side, the world is a better place. Jonas always have a lot of success wherever she puts her mind onto and she must not forget to believe in herself. Slay Queen!
Lilli, Anne, Lilja and Marie love you! Period!!!
A Jona is always gorgeous.
by ulimenkelsbach69 November 12, 2020
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