hard meds

See Viagra

i need my meds, hard meds that is, so I can get up. (Viagra)

by GeShan October 29, 2017

hard n

when someone mistakes hard r for hard n.

Dud, I can't say the hard n.
> What?
> Oh you meaning the hard r.
Well fuck me Jesus Christ.

by lolifucker August 03, 2022

hard to take in

Something you can't believe or you find hard to believe.

Me:*says unbelievable things*
Jane: Well, unlike your 3 incj penis, this is actually hard to take in.

Me: fuck you Jane.

by TheLibraryGuy July 06, 2019

hard wipe

When you have to get a baby wipe after a messy poop.

I needed a hard wipe after that crap so I didn't mess up my pants.

by ManusBaldSpot April 26, 2016

Grace harding

POV:your name is grace harding and your friend sent you here

haha that’s grace harding look she can fly

by someone102983745 June 04, 2020

Hard Profundis

When u gank a jewtiger and he flips u onto ur arse and proceeds to thrust a sword through ur torso for 33 damage with hyper armour and a direct counter to everything

Let's gank this vort, oh shit watch out he's hard profundis happy twat

by Sanja Beserk December 26, 2019

hard larry

Farting in the middle of a blow job

Trisha was sucking my balls and I couldn’t hold it. I gave her a Hard Larry and she gagged

by LegendarylE January 06, 2019