Hanger Nipples

The bumbs left by clothes hanger, normally in the shoulder area of a single males shirt due do lack of ironing.

Mark came to work with a polo shirt on, but his hanger nipples where sticking up on his shoulders.

by Stephen Sands May 15, 2007

haider

A person who displays pimp like confidence when in reality is a douche.

That guy who gave me a hard look is such a haider.

by SamiRSSS January 19, 2009

Left handed

Someone who is left handed is the devil's child. If you know anyone who is left handed, call the police to perform a ritual on them.

*At the basketball gym*
Some random guy: yo why are you so good with your left hand?
Me: Oh I'm left handed.
Them: NO GET AWAY

by follow me @AMerryHalloween November 10, 2019

Jazz Handed

the delicate art of stuffing ones thumbs in a ladys arse, and spreading the fingers out in a joyfull circular bliss around her buttocks, whilst in the act of doggy style.....

Nick: Is lisa allright? She seems to be walking a bit funny today......

Joe: she got jazz handed last night

Nick: MOMMY BOYYYY!!!!

by playfulgorilla May 13, 2009

Mango hanger

One who when performing oral sex on a man focusses stimulation exclusively to the tip (mango) of the penis and pays no attention to the shaft.

Situation: just had oral sex, man starts complaining- "god you're such a mango hanger! Take some more in your mouth!"

by BexxoRobbo March 12, 2010

Dodge the coat hanger

Often used as an insult directed towards someone meaning how they avoided being aborted.

Xy, stfu it honestly baffles me how you were able to dodge the coat hanger for 8 months, past facs?

by Griff smells February 10, 2021

Hanger

A closeted homosexual. Think about it...where do you keep your hangers?


In the closet. EXACTLY

"My gaydar tells me that guy is a hanger"

by MJAY July 16, 2008