grandmalize

when you get old and wrinkly like raisins

"I should moisturize, im feel like im grandmalized"

by grandma raisin January 17, 2017

Grandma

The only person on Earth you can rely on actually having cookies in a cookie tin

1: Wow, your grandma is really cool
2: Yeah, she da real MVP

by Grautbakken April 12, 2017

grandma eyebrows

Someone who's stupid enough to "accidentally" shave off their eyebrows

Me: omg, did u see *friend* yesterday??
Friend: omg yesss they're grandma eyebrows now!!
Me: how do you accidentally shave off your eyebrows?? Wha??

by Blu._.jay June 18, 2017

grandma stain

when you poop in someone else's toilet

"oh no, but it seems like i have dropped a grandma stain"

by milksource101 June 29, 2017

grandmom seizure

When an old lady loses her shit. Actions involve cat-lady tourettes, throwing hair up in rollers, shaking canes, and the ever popular, "back in my day."

Origin of word: grammatical ignorance

Think Madea; she had a grandmom seizure

by GrimmWolfe August 22, 2017

GRANDNOMS

Food delivered to you as you visit your grandma.

"Hey, joe."
"Yeah?"
"Do you wanna hang out tonight?"
"Nah man I'm having grandnoms."
"Ooh tell that old prune I said hi!"

by Samuel Dodger October 27, 2017

grandma kink

When grandma brings you food and you get excited

Person 1 "yo my granny brought me some food today"
Person 1" I'm totally down with that grandma kink

by Gayfredo October 30, 2017