Laudy Flu

A unique strain of COVID-19 that is localized within the ft. Lauderdale region. Symptoms include: reserving a table everywhere you go, with no visible health issues such as a cough or a fever.

VIP Hostess: I really hope that guy with glasses with a beard comes in this weekend

Hostess 2: why?
VIP: Hostess: he pays my bills because he's got the Laudy flu

by Dr Yeezy March 13, 2021

aguado flu

Terrible explosion of diarrhea and puke that continues until you are too weak to wish for death’s sweet release.

I can not get the Aguado flu right now!
The Aguado flu had me coming out of both ends!

by Neffajawea April 16, 2021

Table-flu

Being A decent Human being rather than excusing your friends behavior and racist/ableist statements.

Andrew: Wow,Sangwoo caught the table-flu
Sangwoo: Its called being Respectful you Nut-Sack.

by Spucyweebsdiscordslander May 13, 2021

Nico flu

Very savage flu, only god like people can survive it.

I hope it’s not Nico flu

by Dr SoTrue June 6, 2021

Dooty flu

When flu is contracted by eating ass

I got the dooty flu from eating her butt!

by anonymous July 24, 2021

Flu manchu

A facial accoutrement in the same shape as the iconic moustache, but constructed entirely out of Nasal Mucus.

"Man I'm not feeling great" *sneezes*

"Ha look dude you've grown a Flu manchu on your face"
"Oh yeah you're right, haha, I feel like I'm about to die"

by Joey Fat Tits July 28, 2021

Sesh flu

When you've been on the sniff all weekend causing you to have the sniffles that last more than 2 days

Frank: "boh! Feel more bunged up than Charlie sheen! Sesh flu can fuck clean off

by Seshflu September 3, 2021