scrot face

Used to describe wrinkley bald men. Anyone with a bald head and a wrinkley forhead can be described as a scrot face.

Fuck me that guy is a real scrot face!

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Drummer Face

The face a drummer makes, often due to intense concentration. Typically, each drummer has a unique "drummer face" and they can be identified by said face. Oftentimes, the drummer does not even realizing they are making a face.

Jon: "Hey man, did you see that face Sammy was making when he play that Krupa beat?"
Tim: "bro, you ain't seen nothing til you see Hayden's drummer face. Guy looks ready to shred up a gorilla."
Jon: "damn! I gotta see that!"

by Swaggity McSwaggerpants February 23, 2015

tumblr face

A self-absorbed attempt to desperately redesign a character - generally through the face - and whore the result out for attention, comfort of one's inadequacies, and/or faux-progressive ideals on tumblr.

Signs may include rounded features, excess fat, gigantic and reddened noses, sexual ambiguities, problem glasses, hipster clothing, vague ethnicity, plain ("realistic") features, and otherwise corrupting the intent of the original creator.

"Holy shit, Sailor Moon was never this fat or ugly. What a terrible tumblr face."

by ohlooktumblragain July 3, 2016

let's face it

Something you say before you state something unpleasant but true.

"Let's face it, she will never like a guy like you!"

by C R A P P U C C I N O October 2, 2017

interactive face

the effect when one abuses a friends face physically getting the friend to respond with an equally funny physical response

Friend 1 - "hey I hear she has an interactive face!!?"
Friend 2 - "yeah it's great, if you touch her forehead she hits herself!!!"
friend 1 - "NOOOOO WAYYYYY!!!"
friend 2 - "watch"

** friend 2 taps girl on the forehead. She preceeds to slap herself in the face, falling off the bar stool**

Friend 2 - "see, told you - interactive FACE!!"

by The ninja penguin of doom June 15, 2011

Shit Faced

being totaly smashed out of your mind

yesterday i went to a party and go so shit faced i striped

by Zo0_Kepper April 5, 2004

cactus face

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.

I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.

by Etch July 20, 2006