mild.evan

A super cool amazing tiktok and instagram shitposter that didnt write this definition

“Omg mild.evan is so hot and sexy, follow him on Instagram and TikTok

by mild.evan July 23, 2021

Jake Errante

If his name is Jake he's got the cake

woah look at his cake
That's Jake Errante

by the puff puff wizard February 7, 2022

an evan

a guy who gets absolutely no fucking bitches, but assumes everyone wants a piece of him. he has no game, literally cannot pull any man, woman, or other non gender conforming person in the entire world.

just use 'an evan' as an insult basically

by guy#3 October 31, 2023

pulling an Evan

named after the little-known internet celebrity, Evan Hill, this phrase describes a situation in which you should have gotten into serious trouble but instead gained respect of those who were victimized.

Tom: i totally verbally broke down this girl right in front of her friends.

Tim: well, what happened afterwards?

Tom: she gave me a blowjob.

Tim: oh yeah, pulling an Evan.

by silentshadows June 11, 2009

Opal and evan

True love most people won't ever get the type these 2 have. They have a strong but Rocky connection they can talk for hours at a time.

Girl: did you hear about opal and evan?
Other girl: omg ya I heard they are dating

Girl : ya they are!

by ...deeznuts April 1, 2022

Evan

Evan is a very attractive man with a big ass cock that all the women love he is very sweet and kind he is a great man to have in your life all the woman love his hornyness

Evan

by Awsome guy 1234 July 31, 2017

Evan

The sexiest man alive. Doesn't really care for having a girlfriend but if he really wanted to, he would steal your bitch, and sleep with her the same night. He's also a really good friend, and can be very friendly but if a nigga talking shit, he's gonna take care of it. Overall, Evan is a really good person to be around but just stay on his good side.

"That Evan is very clever and will steal your bitch"

by a nigga named evan June 4, 2019