the dolph

the dolph is the umbrella that a series of jokes, created by malcolm j. heaggans and randall e. hayes, falls under. the dolph serves as a stalwart of the friendship and is often used as a reminder of orgin.

Examples Include:
shewee, goiter, dolphin teeth, HOW ELSE HE SUPPOSED TO MAKE HIS MONEY, HA HA I SEE YOU HOMIE, Sam Hurd Sketchy, Young Jeezy on Saint's Row, and many others.

I just got rihanna's number!

bullshit bro, put it on THE DOLPH!
ON THE DOLPH!

by Champ Heaggans April 16, 2018

Be dolphin

To flail your arms in the air while making a dolphin noise to ward off predators.
Can be used to chase burglars out of your house

Boy 1:" i got attacked by a bear yesterday"
Boy2:"oh no, how are you still alive?"
Boy 1:"oh, i used be dolphin to ward it off"

by MC_Salty December 22, 2019

online gamer douch

anybody who goes online (xbox or ps3) and is more about winning than having fun which is the point of video games.

Online Gamer Douch: WTF did you just steal my kill u noob.
Me: Relax its just a game have fun
OGD: Na man i go pro
Me: You get paid for this
OGD: No noob I pro means i play just to win not 4 fun
Me : Your a tool
OGD: That it im fileing a complaint

by epicfritos1991 April 12, 2011

dolphin bait

a friends sister who hasnt come out the closet yet agrees to hav enjoyed tutti fruity summer love.

dolphin bait was munching carpet the other day but she doesnt consider herself a lesbian

by Spanish Redneck December 13, 2008

dolphin safe

a pair of fishnet tights worn by an obese person and stretched to capacity. the implication being that nothing(not even a dolphin) could be caught in a fishnet so stretched.

Did you see that girl in the fishnet tights?
Yeah. That girl was pretty fat, those nets look pretty dolphin safe.

by rutz April 24, 2008

Dorph

A disrespectful ass term for a short person or anyone 5'5 and under

Girl:"shut up ugly horse"
Guy:"ok fuckin dorph"

by b@db!tch06 January 5, 2020

Bobbing Dolphin

The new Staffordshire word for a Blowjob, named after a fish and chip shop of the same name.

She gave me a right Bobbing Dolphin

by Lipthesp February 22, 2011